A few days ago, I was called over to the desk of one of the boys in my class.
Student: "Miss Hortin, do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "Not right now."
Student: "You should get one."
Me: "Oh? Where should I go to get one?"
Student: "The mall."
Of course! I've been looking in all the wrong places! I should have been at the 'Boyfriend Store' the whole time!
It's nice to have my third grade guys looking out for me.